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Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Man tries to convert Lions to Christianity

We often hear about people crawling into zoo exhibits. In the past there have been brave souls who have jumped into the polar bear exhibit to 'play with the bears'. There also was this a fellow who wanted to demonstrate his karate skills one on one against a lion. Unfortunately, the rest of the pride didn't know whatever language he spoke.

This fellow in Taipei decided to convert some lions, perhaps inspired by the story Daniel and the Lion. Unfortunately the lions did not understand his native tongue as they were from Africa and thought he was an encyclopedia salesman. Perhaps he will return after learning Swahili or purchasing a Mandarin to Swahili dictionary.

UPDATE: The lion knew Mandarin but bit the missionary when told that man was created in the image of god and not the lion.