Toys for Atheists
Some presents that are good for atheists:
Celebrity atheist Charlie Chaplin as a rubber ducky.
Floating arm trebuchet kit useful for knocking down those mental walls that Theists build around themselves.
Glow powder, the closest we come to believing in pixie dust.
A Pseudoscope. Useful in visually exposing pseudosciences like Creationism or Intelligent Design which are science turned inside out.
A large NdFeB disc to help counteract our magnetic personalities.
Parsec cube reminds us of our true significance in the universe.
A klein bottle the only bottle large enough to store our thoughts in. Perhaps, for some marxist types, a klein mug to drown them in.
A water rocket for our soaring aspirations.
Wooden centipede. Our ideas have legs, despite attempts to stamp them out.
Wolverine in a movie or his skull for our tenacious pursue of the truth.
Putt put boats just because they're cool.
Inappropriate gifts:
Please no Plush facehuggers they remind us too much of the sad grip religion has on some.
Never a Santa and baby Jesus the juxtaposition of the two may make us die laughing.
UPDATE: Also please no Krampus cards for christmas. We don't believe in him either.
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