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Friday, November 05, 2004

Why I voted for Bush

This comment pretty much sums up how I came to vote for Bush.

Follow the link and scroll up to the beginning of the comment which starts, "The already discredited exit polls are now being used as fodder for mainstream media to try and determine why us ignorant boobs in Middle America voted for Bush. "

Do You Get it Yet!

For all you peaceniks out there who thought the Islamofacists were after the US because of our past treatment of them, I say BULL. Look the Islamofacists are after the Dutch now. Yes, the Dutch, the model for non-interventionist countries!

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Man tries to convert Lions to Christianity

We often hear about people crawling into zoo exhibits. In the past there have been brave souls who have jumped into the polar bear exhibit to 'play with the bears'. There also was this a fellow who wanted to demonstrate his karate skills one on one against a lion. Unfortunately, the rest of the pride didn't know whatever language he spoke.

This fellow in Taipei decided to convert some lions, perhaps inspired by the story Daniel and the Lion. Unfortunately the lions did not understand his native tongue as they were from Africa and thought he was an encyclopedia salesman. Perhaps he will return after learning Swahili or purchasing a Mandarin to Swahili dictionary.

UPDATE: The lion knew Mandarin but bit the missionary when told that man was created in the image of god and not the lion.